craving kavehs touch and presence when hes too busy 🩵
Me and a friend finally watched Nimona
huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever
fewer posts about “why do straight women date men who hate them” and more posts about “why do so many men hate women that it’s genuinely difficult for straight women to find romantic & sexual intimacy with a man who doesn’t hate them”
this post was written by a trans person & is about misogyny, which affects all women, including trans women. transmisogynists begone, please.
the funny thing about mcu fandom is sometimes fics are actaully more “in character” when they are a bit “out of character”
like idk how else to explain it but the mcu tends to reject sincerity, and if there is a moment of sincerity it is almost always retconned or ridiculed in a later installment. but fanfiction generally tends to be incredibly sincere just as an art form, and often fandom takes mcu characters and their stories more seriously than the source material does. so you have this situation where people write fics that explore characters’ emotions or traumas or motivations more in depth, or take into account information that is known about a character but was seemingly forgotten by canon, etc etc… and you end up with fics that have characters that are slightly out of character if you do a direct comparison to their canon counterpart but somehow read more human and real as a result. which is better imo. Like would he fucking say that? No. But maybe if the writers gave a shit he would have
Anonymous asked:
are you a philosopher
targuzzler-deactivated20180224 answered:
boy im dumb as shit
“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth
Facts:
- Inklings and Simon Belmont both appear in Smash Bros.
- Respawn points are canonically a real technology in the Splatoon universe, and it's impossible for an Inkling to permanently die while they're synchronised with one.
- Simon Belmont is canonically Christian.
This information in mind, I want you to imagine Simon Belmont trying to explain the miracle of the Resurrection to an Inkling.
(You can tell this is the "dunking on Christians" website because half the notes seem to think this is a joke about Simon being too stupid and primitive to understand what an Inkling is, rather than a joke about the inherent difficulty of impressing the theological significance of Christ's sacrifice upon a person whose culture has such casual access to bodily resurrection that their children blow each other up for fun.)
